Saturday, August 5th, 2006 - Dickie & Grace's Wedding

What can I say? It's always beautiful to see two of your closest friends tying the knot and by God Dickie and Grace certainly did it in style. The pictures speak for themselves and we all had a fantastic time. It was an honour to be an usher, and it was great to be surrounded by our friends again in such an 'english' setting. Highlights included a 'wedding' dj set by Mr Andrew Weatherall who was fighting back the temptation to bang out some trademark electro instead of Chic's "I'm Lost in Music", and Jonny and Alan wearing Vivienne Westwood creations at any given opportunity.

Finally i must apologise to all the residents of The Sun Inn, Lancaster who were banging on the walls at 6am, trying in vain to stop the racket coming from a certain couples room (hello Foz and Al!).

Finally a word of warning - if you find yourself residing in a Holiday Inn, never ever eat any meals there as they are cooked with cardboard by a chef with as much culinary expertise as a retarded chimpanzee; and if you're going to spend a tenner on some porn in your room, don't choose "To The Manor Porn" - it's shit.