Fanmail

When I was in London, one of the places I lived in was the original offices of Creation Records. Very occasionally I received mail addressed to famous pop stars, and although it's against the law to open other peoples post, when it's addressed to Liam and Noel from Oasis, it's hard to resist. While i was having a tidy up last night I stumbled across one such letter, and here it is in it's full glory. I know the handwriting is bad, but it's worth the trouble of giving it a read!

"Do you believe in God? I am praying 4 bigger tits."