Gobbldigook

It's always fun when you're living in a foreign land to spot the many examples of complete nonsense written in your native language. These anomalies are found decorating tee-shirts, hoddies, casual jackets and the like. I'm guessing most of these are manufactured in china and the far east, but they could just as easily come from eastern europe.

Recent examples include:
Ragging Bull (raging bull)
Totaly Fason (totally fashion?)
Authentic Cocknee Polit (????)

This was spotted on a pair of fake (i hope) Dolce & Gabana underpants in a local market,
"heard my friends characterisitc laugh: the stripes that are characteristic of the zebra"